Go Into Business Removing Bumper Stickers
How many cars do you see now with the 2004 election bumper stickers on their backside? I see LOTS of them. They’re everywhere. I was smart enough to put my Bush/Cheney sticker on my back window. Putting them on the window allows for a much easier removal.But what about those poor saps that put them on their bumpers? How many do you think will still be there when they trade in their cars? Again… LOTS!
Why not learn how to easily remove bumper stickers then put together a tool box full of the proper equipment and head off into middle class America’s neighborhoods.
Talk about cherry picking. Wow. Just walk down the streets and spot cars sporting outdated bumperstickers and ring their door bells. If you look professional, clean cut, maybe even make up an identification badge and hang that from your shirt. Tell the owner that you’re in the neighborhood removing bumper stickers and you’ll be glad to do theirs for your standard fee of $6 for the first sticker and $2 for each additional. Tell them you know exactly what you’re doing and you’ll leave the paint underneath as good as the paint around the sticker and they’ll never even know they had a sticker on their backside to begin with.













Christine on January 5th, 2005 6:53 am
All you have to do to remove a bumper sticker is soak it in lighter fluid, then scrape it off with a razor blade. Takes two seconds.
Brian on October 28th, 2007 10:48 am
Instead of using traditional bumper stickers, use CarToos. They are magnetic stickers for your car that you can move and remove anytime. Much better. They are at http://www.FunCarArt.com.
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