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April 6, 2007 by Dane Carlson | 0 Comments

1. Most of our funding is in place. (We’re waiting for our other contacts to “get back to us”.)
2. Our CEO has a solid record. (He’s done time.)
3. We have a “first mover” advantage. (We have 65% market share … in Bangledesh.)
4. We’ve got a solid lock on the technology. (We only have to figure out how to get the string off the anti-gravity unit.)
5. We’re “lean and mean”. (I only leased the Porche Boxter, and my brothers are working for shares.)

via ABC’s of Small Business where you’ll find 5 more of these statements.

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