Red Swingline Stapler
People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined…
One thing is certain – you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler.
Oh, and by the way, if you’ve got a smug bastard in your office named Lumberg, don’t ever let him take away your red Swingline.
$21.99 at Think Geek.
Photo by Think Geek.
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