Entrepreneur:
1. Google themselves.
2. Pantomime handing their business card to Donald Trump (without staring at his hair).
3. Photoshop pictures of themselves into the cover of Riches magazine.
4. Take quiet satisfaction in finding spelling errors on competitors’ websites.
5. Practice the speech they’ll deliver before ringing the opening bell on Wall Street.
6. Whisper sweet nothings to their framed first dollar.
7. Practice turning down The Tonight Show because they’re already booked on Letterman.
