A Pill To Cure Hangovers


The FDA has registered a new pill called Blowfish that the inventor claims almost instantly cures hangovers and all of their nasty symptoms.

The pill actually consists of two tablets that dissolve in a glass of water, much like Alka Seltzer.  They reportedly eliminate hangover symptoms in 15 to 30 minutes.

The pills are said to contain 120 milligrams of caffeine—more than the average cup of coffee—a stomach-soothing agent and 1000 milligrams of aspirin.

“Aspirin tends to get absorbed better when taken with caffeine,” said Dr. Ron Gentry of Methodist’s Internal Medicine Group. “So those two things together tend to give a kind of rush of the aspirin. It’s very similar to some of the migraine headache cures.”

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