The FDA has registered a new pill called Blowfish that the inventor claims almost instantly cures hangovers and all of their nasty symptoms.
The pill actually consists of two tablets that dissolve in a glass of water, much like Alka Seltzer.ã€€ They reportedly eliminate hangover symptoms in 15 to 30 minutes.
The pills are said to contain 120 milligrams of caffeineâ€”more than the average cup of coffeeâ€”a stomach-soothing agent and 1000 milligrams of aspirin.
“Aspirin tends to get absorbed better when taken with caffeine,” said Dr. Ron Gentry of Methodistâ€™s Internal Medicine Group. “So those two things together tend to give a kind of rush of the aspirin. Itâ€™s very similar to some of the migraine headache cures.”
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