The last one is just disturbing hasnt the inventor ever heard of shaking baby syndrome?the name alone sounds retarted.
Apparatus For Facilitating The Birth Of A Child By Centrifugal Force . We do not need more mentally handicapped people in this world obvously the inventor is one and wants to create more people like himself or kill these newborns and there mothers as centrifugal force im sure would also rip out the unbilical cord and cause the mother death by internal bleeding or her uterouse being ripped out by the babys weight and force.Sad sick world we live in when people are allowed to build such dangerouse machines. The inventor must be into torture and pain and murder and be a masachist or an s and m kink! the toe puppets is so unoriginal as it was done in the renasance era with court jester shoes and the face mask is another unoriginal idea as it was done in silence of the lambs and resembles the peace exactly also dogs have been wearing them for eons and people will take the mask off as desire often outweighs convictions.and the postage stamp licker is unoriginal as well but very neat design amd why pay alot of money for that when you can get a sponge that is wet and swipe the stamp on that make a better envelope licker though. Things shouldnt be patented as eventually many will create the same thing as proven with recipes and history thomas edison was not the first person to invent the lightbulb nor was bell in the telephone they just patented the idea first bell did seconds before the other guy.sorry for the rant but really patenting things is silly as they were probably long created long before the people who are patenting them were born!