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Stress Relieving Vending Machine

By on March 18, 2013 in Featured

The “Passive Aggressive Anger Release Machine” is a machine that allows you break a dish or two until you feel better. All you have to do is insert a dollar, and a piece of china will slowly move towards you until it falls to the bottom and breaks into a million pieces.

Want to do it again? Insert another dollar.

via Today and Tomorrow.

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  • http://www.businesscards.com Mike

    Classic. Could one of those in the office.

  • http://wahm.business-opportunities.biz Angela Shupe

    That is great! I don’t know if I’d spend a dollar to break something though. I could just go to Goodwill and buy a $.25 glass and bust it myself. However… cute!

  • http://whitehornenergy.com energy shot

    Who cleans up the broken glass? Does he have insurance with the vending company?

  • http://www.vocationvillage.com Janet

    Terrible business idea because the research on anger management shows that acting out anger INCREASES anger rather the decreases it. So the more dishes you break, the more fuel you would be throwing on the anger fire.

  • Ken

    >>Terrible business idea because the research on anger management shows that acting out anger INCREASES anger rather the decreases it.>>

    So it’s a bad idea for a psychiatrist office. The business objective, OTOH, is not to cure patients, it’s to collect dollars. It’s a brilliant business idea.

  • mark

    So if you put your money in, and it does not work, you kick the machine and smash the glass?

  • voivod

    mark:

    That would be the AWESOMEST installation. Arrange to have the pieces get hung up. Pay your money expecting the sweet release of breakage and …. NO #$^#$%@#$@#$ WAY!!! …. FRRKRRFRKINGNFRNNRRR@*%*!!!!!! GAAAAAGGHHGHGHH!!!!!

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