Ridiculous Patents


Jock Gear
Headgear combined with binoculars, a headset, and a fan. Where’s the TiVo?


Bulletproof Desk
Invention relates generally to personal assault protection for those in vulnerable environments such as school rooms. Don’t taz me, bro!

Leaf Chaps
Invention consists of modified pants or trousers fitted with a net between the leg stalls so that leaf collecting and gathering can be accomplished by walking. Also good for preening the cat.

Quick Draw Call
If Jim West had a cell phone, this is how he’d store it. It’s the old gun-in-the-sleeve trick, but for your phone.

Photo by USPTO.

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