It may only exist in the minds of The Spoof writers, but space garbage does exist. What are your ideas for eliminating space waste? Although, I am sure it's not going to be as simple as this spoof article makes it seem:
Now Mr Shelf hopes to meet NASA scientists next week to demonstrate his device.
"I'm taking it to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California. They're bound to go for it as it's so simple.
"I've wired a couple of Hoovers together with a portable power source and all they need to do is stick them on a rocket and send them up into orbit.
"Make three or four of them and Bob's your uncle!"
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