Movie directors have made quite a bit of money exploiting the hilarity of the inappropriate fart. How unfair, considering it is a universal action! There is no one in the world who can claim that they donâ€™t suffer from flatulence ever. Everyone has had those moments in life when letting it rip would be the worst thing â€“ like in the middle of an important meeting. Coming to your rescue is the Flat-D Flatulence Deoderizer â€“ Chair Pad. This awesome invention is an activated charcoal pad that can be placed on the seat of any chair. When you let one go it completely absorbs the odor, thus saving you from the embarrassment of the gassy discharge. The best part, you wonâ€™t even know it is there.