Absurd Inventions Ever Patented
Obtaining a patent is a costly and time consuming process. Inventors must have unstoppable faith in their vision in order to realize their dream of acquiring a patent.
But sometimes these inventions come from a creative place so deep, they can be perceived by some as offbeat, unusual and possibly a bit eccentric.
Pierced Glasses
Our fearless inventor discovered a new way to hang eye glasses on your face, by using body piercing studs. That’s right… pierce your face, hang your glasses!
Fish ‘n Flush!
The Fish ‘n Flush is a toilet aquarium kit that turns your toilet into a facsimile of the Great Barrier Reef, complete with colorful fish and bubbling treasure chests.
Human Car Wash
People need bathing. Hospital patients need bathing too and to speed up this process, may we suggest the Human Car Wash? The HCW eliminates slipping and falling because the washees are strapped into a hanging harness and merely need to stand or dangle in a fixed position while the conveyor belt moves them from station to station.
Imaginary Friend
An official looking inflatable village person that you can hang out with. As an added bonus, Mr. Inflatable is also useful for car pool lanes and Desperate Housewives.
Photos by thebizzare.com.
Jaclyn on February 20th, 2009 9:10 am
Those are definitely some different inventions alright! I can’t say that being able to see clearly means so much to me that i would pierce my face, if that was my only option…i’d rather stay blind. LOL. the human car wash while being a tad bit on the odd side, is a pretty good idea when you think about it for the hospital’s…not everyone like’s to get a sponge bath…this would definitely be a better alternative for them.
Home Based Business on February 22nd, 2009 1:35 pm
Great Inventions, I love the fish tank toliet. The imaginary friend?/? Do people buy this stuff?
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