America’s Weirdest Bizs


AOL Small Business:

Cuddle Party
Runs events at which adults “explore communication, boundaries, and affection” by donning pajamas and getting physical. Ix-nay on the naughty stuff.

Alibi Network
In a perfect world, you wouldn’t have to lie to your wife/boss/parents about your whereabouts Friday night. In an imperfect world, these guys have your back.

HappyBalls.com
A million-dollar company that makes a single product: foam balls for car aerials.

Barefootlist.com
Members create and track lists of things they want to achieve before they die.

Afterlife Telegrams
Service for contacting the dead. Terminally ill patients memorize messages and deliver them when opportunity permits.

Heart Attack Grill
Menu features a quadruple bypass burger, flatliner fries (“deep fried in PURE LARD!”), and Jolt cola. Also available: unfiltered cigarettes.

Photo by Heart Attack Grill.

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