The Village Voice reports that Charmin (the toilet paper company) is holding auditions on Nov. 5 for “five super-fun, enthusiastic people” who “really, really enjoy going to the bathroom” to serve as Times Square Toilet Ambassadors from Thanksgiving through Christmas.
Their job, which will pay $10k for five weeks, is to entertain people who are using a public restroom in Times Square and then blog about the wacky human interactions that follow.
If you see this as your kind of bid for the big time, bring a head shot and a resume to the auditions, and be ready to tell a room full of complete strangers why the pleasures of the lavatory mean more to you than anyone else.
Photo by Charmin.
